Booth hates the Italian pretentiousness of Starbucks too - what's up with the venti, grande, whatever crap? Can't he just get a medium coffee?

"Thanks," he said. "I've been here long enough to meet the sheriff. And your principal. Fun times."

Although he'll admit he still has no idea what he's walked into, he's pretty sure that "Welcome to Neptune" is not the innocuous statement it appears, especially after talking to Trina Echolls.